Viral Vytautas: hilarious commercial


It’s made using one milk, one banana, one jetfighter

It lets you rip space/time continuum…insta super powers!

It makes you sexy like a tiger – inyerface LMFAO

It reduces your chances of being raped by a panda

True story. And if that ain’t enough…get ready for the Negative Fuck.


This goes right up there with the Lap Giraffes campaign (Opulence. I has it.) and the Meerkat series in my books. Enjoy.



  1. It’s crazy. It’s great. I want a litre. Scratch that I want a million kilolitres of it…. so I can be sexy like a pack of tigers mind-fu**ing everything in its path while solving the complicated formulas of the metaverse.

  2. Melisande Aquilina says:


  3. Paul Falzon says:

    Make sure to check out the POWERTHIRST commercials! Must be from the same creators.

    I lol’d!

  4. Alex Azzopardi says:

    Sweaty Teenager+East European worker+3 random animals in a jacuzzi full of horse sweat and ferment for a week, it will taste better than Vytautas…my favorite XD